clamp god

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided

" first and foremost I am a clamp God"

by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016

go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.

Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.

by Kuahmel December 10, 2009

Chimpy

A combination of ‘shit’ and ‘pathetic’. Used to effect when describing persons and situations.

These pasta shapes are quite a chimpy foodstuff.

by The Grand Mehmet July 4, 2018

C-Clamp

For gay males: A man places his penis against another man's penis and has either party or a third party hold their hand in the form of a 'C' and jerk off both male organs simultaneously.

I walked in on my gay brother c-clamping his buddy and I left the room before I could find out who busted first.

by justiz33 June 16, 2010

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

chimpanzoo

A fierce monkey with a white butt.

You're such a freakin chimpanzoo!!!

by Jill Cacho August 18, 2006

clamp it

to tell someone to shut there mouth.

guy - 'hahaha check the nick of youu!'

girl - 'haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.'

by andrearfc, x April 8, 2011