Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.

"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice

by jundie October 18, 2008

Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011

Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.

Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.

by arkemedes June 1, 2011

clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

by James August 1, 2004

clart

greeting, piss take, or even insult!

not just used in Da port, but in Cardiff also!

woss appnin CLART! (Greeting)
Nice one clart! (Piss take)
You FUCKIN CLART!! (Insult)

by chuckla August 13, 2003

Clarty

North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions

Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain

by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007