fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

A Clean Rig

A Syringe That is unopened and sterile

A Clean Rig is Something that 50% of the population of Springfield Oregon has never used because Junkies think that rinsing out a needle with Bleach makes it clean to reuse for everybody.

by GABRIEL AND GO FUCK YOURSELF February 8, 2013

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017

Eaten Clean

1. Eating a woman's pussy until she can no longer produce female lubricant.

She made me stop pleasuring her after she was Eaten Clean .

by the2ndflood December 10, 2007

Wiz Clean

The act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering Kalifa/feces by direct Wiz/urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.

Bob: I took a huge Kalifa this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a Wiz Clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.

Will: I need to make new friends, who are good at Wiz Cleaning..

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Clean Coal

See Oxymoron

My uncle has black lung after working at Clean Coal power plant.

by Int3rw3bsguy July 30, 2012

ride clean

To operate a vehicle without illegal substances. The opposite of riding dirty. Believed to have been started by rapper Project Pat.

"Still ridin' clean, makin' cheese, and gettin' my dick sucked..." -Project Pat, "Still Ridin' Clean"

"You ridin' clean, but your gas tank is on E." -Project Pat, "Chickenheads"

Lucky for that pig who pulled me over, I decided to ride clean today and didn't have to spark metal on his fat donut-gruffling ass.

by Nick D May 26, 2006