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The term "Santa Claus" is an American distortion of the Dutch name "San Niccolaus", meaning "Saint Nicolas". He is known by many other names around the world, such as "Kris Kringle" in some places and "Father Christmas" in Great Britain. Saint Nick was a Catholic bishop in what is now modern Turkey during the days of the Roman Empire. He left gifts for poor people in his town and after he died the legend of St. Nick coming to homes in a chariot carrying presents for good people was born. The legend was spread along with Christianity and when that faith reached the Arctic St. Nick started riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The legend spread around the globe and in the 20th century in America Coca-Cola provided the modern image of "Santa" as fat, jolly, rotund, with white hair and beard, wearing a red suit and black boots and of course, drinking a bottle of Coke. He is beloved by children all over.
Santa Claus is based on a real person, just like many "fairy tales" and myths that have existed throughout history.
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Claustrophobic

Santa Claus," HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".
by TetShon December 22, 2009
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Santa Claus

A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.
Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!
by OlfinSeaSquid May 29, 2018
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Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

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A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.
WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!
by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010
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Cluster phobia

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.
My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia
by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016
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Slut Cluster

A group of females usually seen flocking around college parties and / or bars. General attire can be any combination of revealing or skin tight fabrics, or be missing altogether. Average IQ of the group is likely below the standard. May seem to shamelessly fit cultural stereotypes. Possibly inviting, but may be vicious. Approach cautiously.
James: Did you see where Bob went?
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!

Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.
by Wiston November 3, 2013
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Herod Clause

A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.
"I reviewed that contract and it has a Herod Clause on page three."
by hiplexicog October 11, 2014
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