The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

Leo Clarke

A very smart and intelligent boy. He is so smart. He also is very creative and plays football and all the girls them love him, like Oshanaphe. He LOVES Nettspend and Che. He is shit at Fortnite

Leo Clarke! How yuh get suh much gyal mi bro.

by jjeliiaaa December 8, 2024

Mr Clarke

Given the nicknames "Holy god-emperor of Mater imperium", "Clarkebaiter" and "Cluggy legend" , He is an all powerful-omnipotent entity which rules over the Mater maria. He instills fear upon the inhabitants of the amphitheater, and his war cry of "HEY! YOU BOYS TUCK YOUR SHIRTS IN!" can be heard for miles.

Charlie - "Oh shit me shirt not tucked in"

Mr Clarke - "HEY!"

by deviantshart June 26, 2025

Clicked Clacked

Jokingly saying you’ll 2 piece(punch) someone

Joe was talking trash, I asked him if he wanted to get clicked clacked

by True Testimony July 4, 2025

Get Clanked

When you file a ticket in customer support and you get the obvious AI assistant rigmarole of solutions that have never helped anyone.

Person 1: Dude, I just emailed Discord customer support about an issue I am having.
Person 2: Oh? And how did that go?
Person 1: I got a bunch of automated responses.
Person 2: Get clanked!

by TheMadShahaz August 21, 2025

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011