Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"

by Hanwellington March 21, 2017

Free clam

When a female neglects or chooses not to wear panties for any number of reasons

Girl, that skirt was so tight, I had to free clam just to avoid panty lines.

by humminbird July 01, 2010

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 20, 2006

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 25, 2003

clam bumping

the act of to women (lesbians or bi) having sex by bumping there vagina's against eachother.

dude, i caught my ex and my mom clam bumping last night

by juneaus November 07, 2004

clam juice

The orgasmic fluids of the female reproductive system that aides in lubricaiton of the vagina. It also makes a sometimes smelly mess. Also known as female cum.

Last night I had some ball-slappin action and she got her clam juice all over my thighs.

by Bobby McLaffin December 10, 2004