piss claim

To claim property on someone or something by figuratively pissing on the discussed object. Referring to what dogs do with territory.

Guy 1 -"Did you notice how John came to me when I was talking with Staycie?"
Guy 2 -"Well, he has a big crush on her."
Guy 1 -"His comment about spending the weekend with her was totally unnecessary."
Guy 2 -"He was just piss claiming her from you."

by Urías Peña April 13, 2015

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choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

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Baggage Claim

When you are in an airport currently riding on a baggage claim naked balls out and all.

Mackenzie was trying to find her luggage and saw a baggage claim spinning around where her suit case was.

by Bub Boy July 21, 2018

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Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011

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Clash of Clams

When two lesbians are arraged where their vaginas are rubbing together.

These two chicks got naked and had a clash of clams on my bed.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

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Baggage Claim

When two guys are having sex with one woman (on anal; one vag) and their balls (Bags) are smacking into each other.

Much like picking up your luggage from the airline. When all the luggage (Bags) are coming out onto the conveyer they all bump into each other.

Hey bro, this chick is down for a three- way. You in?

Im in; but only if you pick an end. Im not doing any baggage claim.

by Jack Macokov July 10, 2010

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