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Church of Mod

Founded by Romuel. The Church believes that Lanzer created our world, and has made some users extensions of his adminly will. These former mortals are known as Mods, and it is their job to protect us from the evil forces of misplaced threads and spam.

We have a responsibility as users, however, to uphold and follow the Terms of Service. All who do this will be allowed into the Casino when The Beta comes.

See also: Modist; Modista
Mod loves me. This I know, because the ToS tells me so!
by modista March 14, 2005
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church key

Instrument used to open beer cans.
Conrad Birdie: "You got a church key, man?"
Mr. McAfee: "We've got a church, but it's open."
Conrad Birdie: "A can opener, man! Man, you're from nowhere like."
by Christin June 17, 2004
mugGet the church keymug.

Falls Church

City located 7 miles from DC, seconds from I 495, I 66, and the Dulles Toll Road. One of the richest counties in the United States. Falls Church has everything you need in it 5 minutes at the most from your house. Falls Church aka the FC.
kid from Falls Church: hey where you from i havent seen you around here?
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!
by vaisforlovers May 16, 2006
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church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.
"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."
by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006
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church hobo

a kool kat who doesn't have her own church to go to so she leaches/piggy backs off other people, jumping between different churches.
my names haley, i'm a kool kat and i go to different churches every few weeks cause i'm a church hobo.
by luau95 February 25, 2011
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Church Stretton

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority
Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do
by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010
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The Fifth Church

The Fifth Church, also known as the Church of Fifthism or the Fifthist Fellowship, is a highly secretive religious organization which possesses ties throughout the entertainment industry. Despite repeated investigations, culminating in the 2007 nationwide sting known as "Operation Stargazer", no further details regarding its doctrines, its practices, its number of members, or its goals have been confirmed, although a watchlist is maintained of 100 confirmed and suspected Fifthist celebrities and other prominent personalities. Its origins have been placed in varying points in the mid-20th Century and various locations in North America and Asia, but some sources have dated it to centuries earlier.

The Fifth Church has never communicated directly with the SCP Foundation, but is to be considered a hostile force.
The Fifth Church is a fucking joke. It's a complete mess.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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