chufty

A combination of chubby and fat. It's a person who is not obese, but is chubby/has puppy fat

that girl over there is proper chufty.
you're a right chufty one.

by AKay July 22, 2012

chuff

Any hole or object a man could use to stick his penis in and have sex. A last resort for masturbation.

guy 1:"Dude I was super horny last night so i had to use a chuff."
guy 2:"Yeah? So what did you use?"
guy 1:"A sponge."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

Chuffer

A loser.

That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.

by aus012 October 26, 2011

chuffed

To be given a good seeing to by a colleague in a place of work

"I was well chuffed on the common room table"

by Gooorggeous December 26, 2005

chuffa

When a girl, or boy, performs oral sex while their recipricant is taking a shit, or doogy.

Nate gave Cody a smelly chuffa last week.

by Nate Veilleux December 11, 2006

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

by selyon December 28, 2007

CHUFK

an abbreviation for
Catastrophic
Harmful
Un-
Fortunate
Karma

Person 1: Dude... after he became a racist jerk and started getting selfish and rude, his house burned down and all his money got lost in the bank and he lost this job because his enemy made up a lie about him. That's Karma
Person 2: No dude... thats CHUFK

by jsjslr;x May 18, 2011