The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you
" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
by shirtt January 14, 2018
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Hey, was that Sully the junkie I saw all cleaned up and walking down the street with a bible?
Yeah, he's a "burnt again christian" now!
Yeah, he's a "burnt again christian" now!
by MoeShu September 25, 2010
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Little boy. Smol and skinny, half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. Fucking dumbass loser.
Christian beat the shit out of me yesterday
by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019
Get the Christian mug.Stan arriving at church late: Great no spaces! Thanks to the fair-weather Christians that only show up on Christmas and Easter.
by baudday January 26, 2010
Get the fair-weather christian mug.One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.
dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010
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by Jon Opium October 7, 2006
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People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008
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