choregasm

Sucessful completion of the sex act, but only after outrageously exhaustive efforts. Usually used to describe a rather un-satisfying sexual experience which one has been working very hard at achieving and, upon completion, does not think it was worth it.

"Lisa was playing hard to get. I had to take her out six times and spend a fortune on her to get laid, and then all she did was lay there and complain the wholetime. What a choregasm!"

by Frank Klaune November 22, 2003

chobes

1. term for anchovies, usually referring to pizza
2. can refer to a person as an insult

-Example One:

waiter: "Whadya want!?"
disgruntled customer: "I think I'll have a large pizza."
waiter: "One... large... cheese."
disgruntled customer: "Might I get some chobes on that as well?"
waiter: "Huh?"

-Example Two:

Jeffry: "Hey Guys! I just caught Raichu!"
schoolyard bully: *punches Jeffry in the face then spits on him* "Chobes!" *schoolyard bully dipsets*

by Jesus Christ Fisher January 21, 2008

chorde

Something that is stolen. If you steal something it is chored.....comes from the Romany Gypsy word Chore.....which is a term for stealing!!

I got some chorde disk cutters from some chavvy i chored off of on site today!......£100 barr an there yours!! Kakka your mouth or the Gavvas will be on it!!

by sprockley June 5, 2009

chobe

Chobe- A slang term for a Mexican (or any other type of hispanic person). Basically anybody who is/looks Hispanic in any way (that could be brazilian, puerto rican, mexican, ANY hispanic race).

"Eww, look! It's a dirty little chobe!"

by poopy March 13, 2005

fishwifes chore

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.

This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.

Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...

Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!

Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

Choobee

Choobee doesn't really have a meaning. Choobee can mean anything you want. Choobee is life. Choobee is love. Choobee can be used to replace words, such as insults. For example, "Choob off!" and "Go somewhere else, you Choob." You probably noticed I used Choob instead of Choobee. Choob is a simple form of Choobee. Both have the same meaning. Nothing. Using Choobee or Choob around your friends will either have them in confusion or just have them question your word choice. Good luck using Choobee in the future.

-Co Founder of the word Choobee (Choob)

"What makes you awesome?"
"Choobee. That's what."

by MrChoobee January 31, 2014

Chobes

A Chobes is the ultimate friendly and stroke-able labrador. If you have one, you know immediately what a Chobes is, they all are Chobes-es out there.... And this goes especially for the ever remaining lively of labradors (black and brown). And if you were to shout "Chobes" out loud when you see one, you can be pretty sure a Chobes will respond, they are just always up for fun. The name just covers it all, try it out in your mouth and think of the dog. As it happens I have one at home and she is still up for anything, at nearly 9.

"Look what a lovely chobes overthere..." (the cuddly one outstretched in the sunshine or at home on your sofa when you are not looking)
"Did you see that, I just saw a chobes chasing a chicken" (the cheeky one, out of 10 yard reach of its owner, it will always try and go for the hunt!"
"Who ate all the pie.... @rgh Chobes..." (the cheeky one reaching for the food on the kitchen top while you were in the dining room)

by Rinaballerina January 12, 2008