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Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.
I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.
by The 2.0 February 17, 2009
mugGet the Noob Chokemug.

Choke Hold

An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.
Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?

Ogre #2: What?
by Mbleh July 16, 2007
mugGet the Choke Holdmug.

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009
mugGet the Choke Jokemug.

choke a chicken

Imma choke a chicken if I see some big ol' titties
by Lynch niggewrs July 27, 2017
mugGet the choke a chickenmug.

butt-choke

1. noun/verb
to stick a finger in one's butt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. Anal bulimia. -er someone who butt-chokes, ie: a known butt-choker

2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the anus. Scented varieties available.

3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the butt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one's opponent is knocked out is a penalty)
Luke: Where did Dave go?
Chris: He ate too much bacon and cheese so now he's in the bathroom butt-choking.
Luke: Shit, I wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. It's such a pain in the ass cleaning that shit up.
Chris: Butt-choker!

Person #1: My lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but I really want one right now.
Person #2: Want a butt-choke?
Person #1: Butt-choke? No, I only smoke those after butt-sex.

Announcer Bob: It looks like Mr. Booty-shorts and Mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
Announcer Steve: Wait a minute, Announcer Bob, looks like Mr. BS has got Mac in the butt-choke.
Announcer Bob: You're right Steve...and he's out! I can smell it from here!
Announcer Steve: Butt-choke, Announcer Bob, butt-choke.
by MasterDoctor March 18, 2009
mugGet the butt-chokemug.

Choke for coke

A person who performs oral sex in exchange for cocaine
Jeff: Hey, Slick. What's Blondie's situation? Does she choke for Coke?
Dan: You should ask her.
by Unpaintedjuggalo June 12, 2022
mugGet the Choke for cokemug.

Choked the can

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
mugGet the Choked the canmug.

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