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whoah! cheetah porno!

something you say when:
1, you see cheetahs mating.
2, you see people fucking fast.
3, you see people fucking cheetah style.
safari tourist1: hey look those cheetahs are mating!
safari tourist2: whoah! cheetah porno!

jacob: uh... i think the people are fucking on the subway...
joshua: whoah! cheetah porno!

jenna: time to watch porno..
jenna whoa! cheetah porno!
by aguy69 August 29, 2014
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cheech

is a banana a fruit?
wow! your a cheech!
by Coolkidkay May 6, 2009
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Cheetah

Cheetah

Cheetah: Definition is termed by my personal experience. A Cheetah is a cougar who preys on younger men to satisfy her extramarital affairs. She will use a straight forward approach (quick kill approach) and tell the victim what she wants and how she wants it to be fulfilled. A Cheetah is a status where the term commitment is not an option, but fulfilling her desires is paramount. A Cheetah will be very direct in her dialog w/ sexual, explicit text messages and phone conversations. She will tell her male victim while engaing in their sexual fantasies how she wants it and what she wants to do to him and what she wants him to do in return. She will not endear the relationship, but rather, use her victim strictly as a sexual toy to fulfill her fantasies that may not be possible in her marriage.
A female sitting on a bar stool waiting for a younger man to take home for a sexual explicit evening is not a Cougar, but a Cheetah; one who reaches a higher status in the feline pedigree.
by stinger1 December 27, 2009
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Snow Cheetah

A large and unnatractive white woman usually found in the company of an African american male.

Derisive.
'Marcus think he all that since he got him a white girl but she ain't nothing but a snow cheetah'
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cheech and chaw

To smoke a fatty blunt with a copious amount of tobacco in your mouth. Can be either dip or chew, but is best with Redman chew.
Bro i see you've got some redman there. i got this here blunt. Wanna Cheech and Chaw it?
by turdwrestler May 24, 2010
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cheetah

a hot married woman that is in her thirty's and forty's that is going through midlife crisis and wished she was a puma or a cougar. She has all the same quailities as a puma or a cougar except she can't have a young guy because she is married.
a hot married woman that if single would be a puma or a cougar thus she is termed a cheetah.
by numero uno cheetah January 12, 2010
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hipster - cheetah

A middle-aged married man who regularl engages in quickies between work and the barroom with under-aged women. Usually, he will dress retro surfer or a jock wear, but engages in neither surfing or sports. Exhibits the symptoms andretro- jargon of a severe mid-life crisis and may be in the process of divorcing or being divorced.
Rick's wife said he was a perfect hipster - cheetah who actually manages to call her between blowjobs and trips to the market.
by D. Healey November 10, 2011
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