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Chauvanist

1: A fucking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite sex for being living things of the opposite sex. they brag and loud-mouth how 'straight' they are because theyre so into pussy, tits, ass, etc... These are often the same kind of assholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. Focusing on looks and sex, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of assholes who turn out to be sex-offenders of somekind.

2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
1: The chauvanists wont stop talking about how much ass they get... He's such a fake.
2: The prattling of Chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: He wont stop telling everyone about his sexuality, how much he likes pussy, tits, legs, and ass... Who he trying to convince, he's so desperate to prove something! Chauvanists should be ignored.
by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012
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Mainly coming from the north east of england, a individual who wears only wearing timberland coats, jogging bottoms tucked into socks and rorkports and lots of cheap gold jewelary.

Spends all time drinking cheap booze on street corners, smpking and ither hurling abuse at passersby or asking them to "gan in shop fo iz!".
by Ella May 27, 2004
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hey look, he's being chavatious, let's get him!
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chavda

A member of the Chavda genus who suffers chronic Chavditis. Whenever it comes to socialising, he/she falls ill.
Nah hes not coming out, hes got his weekly bout of chavditis
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