chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

Gaming Chair

Something that will and does give you an advantage in games.

get one.

Mike: BROOOO, That dude just flew!
Nathan: Frick, he has a goood gaming chair there.
Mike: -_- Seriously? Not funny.

by yes.simple.simple December 1, 2021

Larry Chair

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.

Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?

by marysawrus February 20, 2011

Broken chair

The broken chair refers to sweeping a woman's arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy style.

Girl-I got a bloody nose last night because during the middle of sex, my boyfriend pulled the broken chair on me.

by boner75 June 20, 2009

Christmas Chair

A random house chair that is decorated instead of a traditional tree.

We all enjoyed ourselves putting the lights on the Christmas Chair.

by PSCBRENDEN November 26, 2006

The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011