The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009
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Brock: Hey chad, the varsity team's running a train on Sara this weekend at the motel.
Chad: oh yeah? Tom's gonna be in the sneako chair again?
Brock: Ever since Frank's eyebrows tickled his balls, Tom can't seem to find anywhere else to sit!
Chad: oh yeah? Tom's gonna be in the sneako chair again?
Brock: Ever since Frank's eyebrows tickled his balls, Tom can't seem to find anywhere else to sit!
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Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.
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Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
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