caveman connection

Its when you have a shitty internet connection.

Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game

Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360

Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server
He must have a caveman connection

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Cavemanning

Sexual intercourse on the ground of any outdoor environment. (Executed best on all fours, stomach or back to cover more dirt on the body).

My girlfriend and I went cavemanning this weekend!

by Flaskboy69 February 25, 2025

Cavemanne brand

Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.

Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013

greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 2, 2017

Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.

Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.

Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!

by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018