Christmas Catholic

when a person or family goes to church just for christmas

Guy 1: it's christmas guess what?

Guy 2: time to go to church for the first time this year

Guy 3: stupid christmas catholic

by Ronald Baker December 25, 2010

Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

Central Catholic

A private all boys school in Pittsburgh known for a bunch of pussy ass white boys who throw suckass parties. They are surrounded by only dick all day and think they're the shit cause the Oakland girls. However these girls all have herpes. Created in 1927 and to this day it holds a bunch of fags who get molested by their religion Teacher. Their football Team isn't even good.

That Woody-Central game was hard, we sent them Central Catholic fags home with the L.

by Woody2k December 1, 2016

Catholic Church

N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.

Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"

by FelixHunter November 23, 2014

Catholic Church

As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".

Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.

Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.

by IHateEveryone October 26, 2018

central catholic

an over-testoterone school of all boys in san antonio. most of them are jerks, and love to break hearts. We normal people do not like them (only baby d & i guess tovar are cool).

"Where does your boyfriend go ?" "Oh, Central Catholic." "they like girls ?"

by tinstaafl January 8, 2009

Seton Catholic

The best school ever. Located in Pittston, PA, Seton Catholic High School closed in June 2007, much to the dismay of the 187 students there. The school was a wonderful institution, with top notch academics. Unfortunately, the school's small enrollment lead to its demise. We Love Seton.

Person 1: Hail Seton, hail Seton, hail Seton, hail Martino? Hell no!
We love Seton Catholic.

by Jeffrey Charles October 15, 2007