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As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".
Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.
Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.
Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.
by IHateEveryone October 26, 2018
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