Catfish

Catfish or plural catfishes is the term used for when a person takes up a fake or stolen identity on any online platforms ranging from Facebook to omegle to use for a laugh or a creepy relationship. Catfishes could be a 56 year old man called Kieth with a mortgage and an unhappy marriage or just your average bored teenage boy using it for a laugh

Did you know John was catfished by a pervy old man called Kieth
Or
Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him

by WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE June 22, 2020

Clinique Catfish

A woman who is at best a 5, but with proper makeup application could be as high as a dime.

That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.

by SigmaChad September 26, 2022

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

skin a catfish

Exposing a catfish

There's more than one way to skin a catfish

by Mintas October 3, 2017

Catfish Belly

A defined and colossal forearm muscle

Ever since Hunter got dumped, that catfish belly has been looking like a map of the Pecos River.

by Sarsaparilla Gorilla March 28, 2023

Catfish

A person who assumes another individual's identity in order to deceive the online community; usually in online dating scenarios.

I've been talking to this guy online for a month but he refuses to video chat. He's probably a Catfish.

Do you suspect you're being Catfished? Are you a Catfish who is ready to come clean? Nev & Max can help: catfishcasting.com

by Gnitsac October 18, 2017