Randy castillo

he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.

*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*

by kiwi(randy i hope u see this) July 27, 2022

cristopher castillo

he’s that one fish in the sea that’s almost impossible to catch. if you get him he’s yours forever. he probably loves little yippie dogs. he’s a cornball and acts like drake sometimes with the things he says. he’s rly not that funny but is unintentionally funny. he also wears 28237637 pounds of cologne whenever you see him bc he wants you to smell like him. he loves music and his friends. he moons everyone with his ass

damn y’all see cristopher castillo, his ass is looking phat.

by okay thank you so much for the August 16, 2022

Anthony costello

To succeed despite low intelligence; to pull a Anthony Costello.

"I won the lottery, Jim!"
"Wow, you really pulled an Anthony Costello."

by knewgfownofi909 October 24, 2022

Patrick Costelloe

Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.

Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10

by BladeAttack December 7, 2022

Jarett Castillo

jarett castillo is dating a beautiful girl (lily) if you make him mad tho he will curb stomp you so don’t piss him off. jarett castillo is very very funny and only nice to a few people if you aren’t those few people then keep walking, he also loves music and has the best music taste ever.

jarett castillo is better than everyone 👑

by ca$tillo! March 9, 2023

brandon castillo

hes a wonderful person. he has a big heart and deserves the world. he may have some short attention spans but he will listen to you always. he is always gonna be there for you unless you do something he doesn’t like. he don’t like when you do shit he don’t like.

brandon castillo is amazing .

by unicornmazer June 19, 2023

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024