Lazy Cassie

This is when someone poops in a urinal.

Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.

by SeñorDingDong November 17, 2023

Cassie

Knowing Cassie, how can I put this plainly? Simply put, this is one hell of a ride. Knowing an Cassie will change your life, for the good and for the bad. There’s ups, downs, and laughs of 100 decimals. There’s ins, outs, and all sort of roundabouts. If there is laughter it will usually be accompanied by running very very fast away. The amount of gluten free bread crumbs you will have to gnaw away at will simply be no match for the gluten free bread that will give you the stomach ache of a lifetime. Cassie is shy at first, but will soon make her lion roar known to all men and humans alike. When she meets up with her close friend Black Beauty and the newest one Sunflower Dress, it’s all over for the boys in town. Girls don’t stand a chance when Cassie is on the loose. Buckle in, because this is one hell of a ride, and you don’t want to be losing any teeth on the way. Remember emergencies only when you go home to see Mummy.

“Cassie? That girl gave me a whole pack of gluten free breadcrumbs!”

“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”

by squirrelmetimbers December 23, 2023

Cassy loves Ava

a cassy is a person that loves to shave and eat the calluses off of a persons feet. they consider themselves a weeb and a "mall goth". a cassy is also a person who loves dreamsmp. especially tommyinit.

Person 1(cassy): h-h-hh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hhey..
Person 2: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CREDIT CARD INFO???
Person 1(cassy): U-u-u-u-uUwU im sorry!! can i lick in between your toes to eat your toe jam so you feel better? Im just a silly baka merp! Im such a Cassy loves Ava!!!

by armylovermrriesterhasaGYATT January 18, 2024

Cassie Lee

A woman of many talents, can sing, dance, act, wrestle, host and is the best dog mom ever. Her beauty is only matched by her kindness. Hates slow drivers and can't bake cookies to save her life.

If more people were like Cassie Lee the world would be a better place.

by DarkHorse0412 November 22, 2021

Cassie

Cassie, the prettiest girl with the prettiest personality. A warm person that makes you feel loved and it’s always there for advices. Cassie is supportive and a really kind friend. Even tho u may not be that close to each other you just know that they’re gonna be there for u no matter what.

“What’s Cassie doing ?”

“Cassie is a really good friend.”

“Is Cassie gay ?”

by Cuss November 21, 2021

Cassis

Cassis is an adorable girl who will always listen to you. She's a hottie who simps for every person she sees, but who will never dare to confess to her crush. She's a good friend, with whom you have a good time. But be careful, if you end up drunk, she'll kiss you without hesitation.

Damn, i saw cassis today, her outfit and her makeup looks so good.

by Qbert._. November 22, 2021

Cassis

Cassis is an adorable girl who will always listen to you. She's a hottie that simps for every person she sees but who will never dare to confess to her crush. She's a good friend, with whom you have a good time. But be careful, if you end up drunk, she'll kiss you without hesitation.

I saw cassis today, her outfit and makeup look sooo good

by Qbert._. November 22, 2021