Cassie is very sporty and does lots of exercise because for some reason she finds it fun. She tells herself that she is mentally stable but she is clearly not. She is very tough and streetsmart and rocks pink tacky fake nails. She is secretly gay and everyone knows it.
Person 1: Oh did you hear about Cassie?
Person 2: Oh yeah, didn’t she get knocked out kicking a football against a wall?
Person 1: Yes, that’s what you get for doing sport.
Person 2: I’m getting a gay vibe from her aren’t you?
Person 1: Yes same but she’s denying it.
Person 2: Oh yeah, didn’t she get knocked out kicking a football against a wall?
Person 1: Yes, that’s what you get for doing sport.
Person 2: I’m getting a gay vibe from her aren’t you?
Person 1: Yes same but she’s denying it.
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