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A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.
"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
by Thirst3 March 6, 2020
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