milk cartons

Breasts, Boobs, Jugs. Milk comes out of the breast, so milk cartons.

My milk cartons are so huge he asked to suck them.

by HitchHiking January 21, 2015

Nickolodeon Cartoons

Really stupid, cheap, and often disgusting cartoons that have little if any charm and horrible animation. Most often have no point, not even humor. In addition, while cartoons that teach kids "valuable lessons" are quite stupid (but not as stupid as these), Nikolodeon cartoons teach kids to be stupid and disgusting.

A true shame to the world of animation.

My kids will never watch the Nikolodeon channel as long as I live.

by minari-naga August 12, 2004

cartoonophile

Someone who sexually identifies as a cartoon and is sexually attracted towards other cartoons.

Person 1: That dude is such a cartoonophile!
Person 2: Yeah I saw him looking up some hentai on one of the school's computers the other day.

by Ritan March 4, 2018

Cartoonist

Cartoonist, from origin word "pedophile" loves to touch little children and have intercourse with their granny's.

Although they have the smallest of dicks they usually are homosexuals

A cartoonist raped my child

by LeoBodenPooPoo February 23, 2020

cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY August 5, 2008

Cartoonus interruptus

When you stop your child's favorite cartoon before it ends, resulting in a high-pitched scream, followed by an incessant temper tantrum until cartoon is resumed.

"Why is Jimmy screaming bloody murder?"
"I turned off his cartoon so he can go to sleep."
"Oh no, cartoonus interruptus...you should have finished the cartoon."

by Goumba66 December 3, 2009