peel the carrot

When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat

Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!

by meridianloser February 12, 2010

California Carrot

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.

by edex November 10, 2007

albino carrot

a white radish.

Vivien: Hey, i just ate an albino carrot!
Nicky: You mean a radish?

by NMenguin August 7, 2008

pussy-carrot

n. the idea of sex as a means to achieve an alternative end. generally used in instances where the parties referred to have not had sex.

She's dangling that pussy-carrot so he'll take her to TGI Friday's and order her the surf 'n turf.

by ShrizzBot5000 July 7, 2009

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005

carrot bottom

A ginger who likes to take it in the ass.

I heard this guy Pete is a carrot bottom.

by El Burro Colgado April 2, 2016

Carrot Train

(n) a penis

Next stop for the carrot train is tuna town, bitch. I fucking love alliteration.

by BennyKennedy March 31, 2009