carkness

(Kark-ness)-(Pl)(Adj)(F) The common ground on which the oddness or crackness of 2 people are very similar.

Dot and Spot are messed up with their carkness.

by Violet P. September 9, 2006

Canket

The combination of a cape and a blanket. Essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. Tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. The Canket has many advantages including:

1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.

1. Allie (person in Canket): "Woooshhhhhh I'll save you!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."

2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.

3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"

by Avon12 July 7, 2011

Carkers

Is a combination of being starkers naked and carking out due to excessive alcohol consumption. Usually when one is carkers, they are found lying naked starfish or similar compromising position which could be extremely detrimental to your facebook profile

I was gunna give the misses a good seeing to, but see was carkers.

by Tamatk03 December 9, 2013

Cankles

The area that should be an ankle, but instead skips right to the foot.

"Yo Michelle has mad cankles!"

by Mortgage May 13, 2014

Cark

An animal that was found in the Black Sea. A mixture of a crab and a shark.

The Cark was crawling in the ocean depths.

by Dael Emerson January 31, 2010

Cankles

An unfortunate condition, most common in females, in which the bottom of the leg and top of the foot meet with no appearent "in between".

see elephant leg; cow leg; etc...

by Ardet April 6, 2005

Carnal

Word that expresses any male friend; homie, brother.

I was drinking some 40oz. with my carnal

by ARo May 2, 2006