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emo card

An emo card is short for 'emotional card', which can be two things.

A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.

B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.
A: Oh nice. Joe Butthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous I am. Too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!

B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)
by Bored-with-bullshit March 13, 2011
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Gash Card

1.Alternative method of payment to Cash in Strip Clubs during private dances. Refered to ironically. The swiping of a Credit Card against a womans shaven Gash to process the payment.

2.Feminine offering; offering sex as payment as a alternative to Cash
Example:

1.
Stipper: Do you want more?
Nick: I dont have any cash right now; can I use my Gash card instead?

2.
Landlord: I have come to collect the rent
Karen: Im broke; do you take Gash?
Landlord: Why, yes I do.
by Homak October 21, 2011
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hormone card

Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.

Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.
"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"
by xokbok October 19, 2015
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Spot Card

When you owe someone money you will give them a spot card, a card which contains your name and amount of money owed to the person, spot card is ripped in half when amount has been payed to person, if not payed in a month 10 dollars will be added to initial spot amount.
I'll give you a spot card so I can remember what amount of money I owe you Mr.Krabs.
by Nuttin personal October 3, 2017
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SOS Card

The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).

Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.
Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'
by Thommo the legend January 7, 2014
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the james card

Pulling the James card is when a man actively seeks out homeless men to attempt to receive a filthy James.
That homeless guy really knew I wanted the double penetration, I played the James card well on that one!
by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018
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Butt Card

Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.
Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card
by SkaterChills12345 May 24, 2011
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