Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023
Get the Carbon Fibre Mullet mug.

Carbon Tax Chrystia

a nickname given to former fianance and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland by the conservatives because she thought and bragged it was a good deal to tax Canadians to death
Carbon Tax Chrystia is just like Justin & Carbon Tax Carney !
by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025
Get the Carbon Tax Chrystia mug.

Carboned

A term for when you're taking a group photo (with the iphone .5 lens) and one person on the end gets warped, making them look 10x their actual size.
"How did the photo come out? Oh no, I've been carboned!"

"I don't want to be on the end, I don't want to get carboned!"
by evanmrc December 17, 2023
Get the Carboned mug.

Carboned

When you take a group photo (with the iPhone .5 lens) and one person on the end becomes warped
How did the picture come out? “Oh my, I’ve been carboned!”

I don’t want to be on the end. I might get carboned!
by evanmrc December 23, 2023
Get the Carboned mug.

Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.
We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?
by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024
Get the Carbon Skidmark mug.

carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!
by DietCyanide November 08, 2018
Get the carbon sandwich mug.
It stands for C-O-C-K
Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium
by Ranpapis big toe March 09, 2023
Get the Carbon oxygen carbon potassium mug.