This terrifying, little-practiced sex act requires elaborate staging and great acrobatic strength. First, the nude, submissive participant stands before the Stanley cup. The submissive lowers their head into the cup. The dominant participant approaches from behind with a decanter of warmed maple syrup, which is poured liberally onto the head and genitals of the submissive. Using thinly-sliced Canadian bacon as a prophylactic, the dominant penetrates the anus of the submissive with the body part or object of their choice, while simultaneously scoring the submissive's back with the antlers of a moose. Coitus ensues. Traditionally, the climax of either partner is marked by shouting the name of the band Rush's singer and bass player, "Geddy Lee!"
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2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
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Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.
Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.
Catty Bitches - even worse than the rest of the West Valley.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.
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It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.
It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.
Guy A: Hey did you know some Americans pretend to be from Canada when travelling abroad?
Guy B: I WONTDER why......
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Get the Canatarian mug.Cacabanana is the hybrid of the caca treat and banana tree. Though phonetically unappealing/unappeeling, the cacabanana is quite the mouth-treat. The cacabanana is made from a viscous, chocolatey substance combined with only the ripest banana of the bunch. The cacabanana can be eaten as is, or frozen, and is a meal the whole family will surely enjoy.
The cacabanana is best known for being the favored dessert of Sir Quiglis, a character of British folktale. It is also rumored that Jim Morrison couldn't get enough of the cacabanana, which inspired the lyrics: "Come on baby, light my cacabanan".
The cacabanana is best known for being the favored dessert of Sir Quiglis, a character of British folktale. It is also rumored that Jim Morrison couldn't get enough of the cacabanana, which inspired the lyrics: "Come on baby, light my cacabanan".
After a long day's work, I like to go home, throw back a beer and stuff cacabanana in and around my mouth.
The chun baby gord ate his cacabanana before falling fast asleep.
The chun baby gord ate his cacabanana before falling fast asleep.
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