or CRMFC for short. He is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. He is so cool that everyone that know him get an instant coolness raise just for knowing who he is. He will most likely rule the world one day and all the fuckers that ever cross him will pay.
by fuck you this is me October 24, 2011
Get the Chris R Mother Fucking Campbellmug. slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
Get the Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)mug. Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!
Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.
by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018
Get the campbell, texasmug. Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
Get the Campbell's Paradoxmug. Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022
Get the Campbell Bus Incidentmug. 1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.
2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.
3. A perverted old white man.
2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.
3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.
Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.
Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022
Get the Afton Campbelledmug. A josh Campbell is a very rare find.
An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
Get the Josh Campbellmug.