calumblack

A fashion disaster, a sartorial catastrophe, a clothing calamity.

That guy's wearing a sweatervest again. What a calumblack!

by The Stabber August 25, 2008

Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly

"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

caluming

An act of violent self harm. such as slashing your wrists so hard you almost cut your hand off. people who tend to be into caluming do it not out of deep rooted depression but to gain sympathy, hence the horrific wounds. Calumers tend to be attention seekers who never fit in and pretend to like all songs in a desperate attempt to find common ground with everyone. but it fails because their scarred up freaks

he's been caluming so hard i'm surpprised he's got blood left.

caluming's totally gay

by bloodeverywhereewwww August 27, 2009

op-ed calumnist

An editorial writer engaged in calumny - peddling false and malicious statements about someone, with the intent to inflict damage.

Under a tight deadline, needing a really juicy bit of character assassination, the op-ed calumnist linked Biden to Pizzagate.

by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2020

Calypso

Death of a baby boomer is imminent. Heirs should start jockeying for better position in the will.

As in "Come Mr. Tallyman tally me Bananas."

Doctor: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Sixty, it's time to Calypso Mr. Sixty's estate."

by Going Like Sixty October 20, 2008

Calum

Calum (ChrisMD) is usually a bit weird mentioning how he wants to kill someone.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.

Mum : Turn that console off
Calum : Fuck off you god damn hoe
Mum *closes door*

by Ruckus14 August 3, 2018

Calum

Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it

Calum: To
Dude: Fuck off you smelly wanker. Go suck some dick

by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019