callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum Derrick

Callum is a beautiful, kind hearted boy. He is very generous and out going. Callum looks out for his family and friends, is very supportive, and achieves a lot of great things. He is caring and a very good looking boy, he’s strong and passionate about sports, and overall he is beautiful on the inside and out

Callum Derrick, is such an amazing boy.

by Demidowdc July 29, 2021

Callum Challenge

Pull down your pants for period of time (in public).

Okay guys let's do the Callum challenge and pull down pant becausde its funny lol

by Callum Challenge July 26, 2020

callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.

Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken

by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017

Callum McEnerney

Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.

Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.

by Urban. Dictionary May 12, 2020

callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal

Callum Penn is fit

by Crex6 May 5, 2018

Callum Browne

Callum Browne is a another way of saying 'Your Mum is in my sex dungeon.' Many people use it nowadays. For example Lebron James uses it. This is the phrase he is commonly known for. However, for Asians, Callum Browne is used for the word "I am having an orgasim." For White people Callum Browne means, I did your sister.

"Hey do you know Callum Browne?" Said Lebron James

"Callum Browne, Callum Browne," Said the Asian having Sex

"Hey I Callum Browne," Said the Guy
"I don't have a sister," said the Asian
"You will soon

by CallBrow September 16, 2019