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callum mccrossan

Person1: Do you know Callum McCrossan

Person 2: Yeah he's a prick

Aquaman: True True
by An unknown being September 13, 2016
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Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.
Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*
by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019
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callum taylor

Callum is usually a big headed tattooed man who thinks he is a god.
Oh look there’s a callum taylor. Ugh
by Wooooo102 May 13, 2019
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Callum Browne

Callum Browne is a another way of saying 'Your Mum is in my sex dungeon.' Many people use it nowadays. For example Lebron James uses it. This is the phrase he is commonly known for. However, for Asians, Callum Browne is used for the word "I am having an orgasim." For White people Callum Browne means, I did your sister.
"Hey do you know Callum Browne?" Said Lebron James

"Callum Browne, Callum Browne," Said the Asian having Sex

"Hey I Callum Browne," Said the Guy
"I don't have a sister," said the Asian
"You will soon
by CallBrow September 16, 2019
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Callum Bonwick

This particular tip of the ice berg puberty boy has too many pimple to count . He gets an erection everytime someonetalks about james charles .

He saved the James Charles nude photo leak Callum Bonwick
Callum Bonwick is going through puberty
by DAVIDJONAH September 9, 2019
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callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.
Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken
by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017
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callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.
Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate
by calfaz March 30, 2017
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