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Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.
"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"
by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023
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callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal
by Crex6 May 5, 2018
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Callum Browne

Callum Browne is a another way of saying 'Your Mum is in my sex dungeon.' Many people use it nowadays. For example Lebron James uses it. This is the phrase he is commonly known for. However, for Asians, Callum Browne is used for the word "I am having an orgasim." For White people Callum Browne means, I did your sister.
"Hey do you know Callum Browne?" Said Lebron James

"Callum Browne, Callum Browne," Said the Asian having Sex

"Hey I Callum Browne," Said the Guy
"I don't have a sister," said the Asian
"You will soon
by CallBrow September 16, 2019
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Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.
by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021
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callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.
Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate
by calfaz March 30, 2017
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Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.
That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas
by Tsutto July 10, 2020
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Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.
Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?
by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 16, 2022
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