Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.

"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."

by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008

Callon

A sick as fuck person! Munching on pussy since day one! He never backs down from a challenge and he's willing to stick his dick in anything... ANYTHING... Except for males... He doesn't want to be up in that. Although, he doesn't not frown upon people who do... He gets all the girlies and is the coolest guy in school... NO LIE

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Callon?
Person #2: Oh! You mean the guy who gets every girl? Of course I've heard of him!

by CoolGuy420 December 9, 2012

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

calling card

A way of leaving a sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a flatulent odor from one's body.

Whew, Anthony! What died in here?

It smells like Mancini left us his Calling Card

by Mizzle Slizzle November 23, 2004

callin

The shortest guy ever he tends to be super overly gay

Ewwwww the guy is such a callin

by Logan sully October 2, 2017

cellion

thinks he has swag, but really hes doesn't...thinks he can get the ladies but he really cannot

Angelica: Damn, that dude is a dick!
Lauren: Of course. He's a Cellion!

by BobasaurusBill November 21, 2011

Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.

Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"

by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010