Caffeinated Cartel

A small online business with a focus on helping YOU grow YOUR small business. Products include: polymailers, cute shipping supplies to match your branding, wholesale ready-to-ship boutique items, and bulk craft supplies.
Launching summer 2022. CaffeinatedCartel.com

Caffeinated Cartel has the best prices on packaging and shipping supplies for small businesses!

by Mamapacifico May 11, 2022

Caffeined

A fiend for caffeine

I am such a caffeined

by Dylan nabozney June 8, 2022

Cuffle

Pressing a 5 inch by 1 inch spacebar with the stem of an apple while playing Minecraft, this must be only done on the 12th of any month

Chris: I now have a Cuffle streak of 3 this year!
Anna: I'm breaking up with you

by Breadboi69 March 7, 2023

Caffeine

a concoction that a little gremlin by the name of nagiza likes to drink in order to avoid her daily dose of water

Person 1: why is Nagi so hyper
Person 2: they gave her caffeine so she's hyper now

by Lepanda768 December 23, 2022

Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen

1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.

2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.

3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.

I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Caffeinis

Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.

I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.

by SilverCurbsideProphet January 25, 2023

craffle

A croissant waffle phone

Have you ever talked on a craffle

by Bonnie23Clyde March 18, 2023