When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.
Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.
by JSP2 September 13, 2012
Get the Cadillac Balls mug.A regular "shit" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to other peoples "rancid ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac shit" experience !
"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a mothafucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac shit !"
by Mad Honky August 16, 2014
Get the Cadillac shit mug.A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.
Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
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Anointed.. . blessed beyond measure. ... Candle 'la
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by Lil $teezy March 4, 2018
Get the Cadillac shrimpin mug.Founded In 2013 By Our Hero And Emperor Caden M., The Island Nation Of CadeLandia Near North-East Japan Also With Territories/Claims Within Northern Ohio, Is The Wealthiest Nation Of All Using The Nara As Its Currency Going From 1 Nara, To 5, To, 15, To 50, To 100, To 1,000. CadeLandia Has A Crime Rate Of Less Than 1% And A Wealth Rate Of Over 99.9% And A Homeless/Poor Rate Of Less Than 0.1%. It Is The 2nd Most Powerful Nation Behind The U.S And In Front Of Russia With An Army Force Of Over 4.8 Million Soldiers, 2,089 Nukes, 4,000 Tank Destroyers, And A Fleet Of Over 9,000 Bomber Jets. CadeLandia Has A Civilian Population Of 250 Million A Flight Would Cost You 24,000 Dollars Unless You Are Flying With Caden Himself And His 3 BodyGuards, Yazan(Elite), Jeremiah(Elite), And Jordan(Special-Tactical-Ops), Or The Vice-President, Trevor. Allies Are: USA, UK, Russia, Japan, South-Korea, France, Belgium, And Many More.
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