cockerstruddle

the act of placing your cock in icecream and then placing it into a toaster.

"Do I smell baked alaska?" asked Sharon. "No thats just my cock baked into a ("cockerstruddle") ," replied Ozzie

by carlosspiceyweiner October 18, 2010

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008

jazz crackers

n.
groin, scrotum, balls, nutsack

"Jesus christ Joe! You just got slammed in your jazz crackers!"

"Oh god..I just got a good one to the jazz crackers..."

by Essbe August 30, 2005

jeez-a-crackers

A German swear that is an appropriate replacement for damn, god dammit, fuck, and/or shit.

Spritzenburgh: Jeez-a-crackers, ho! You really know how to work that nigga ass!

Mo' Cheeque: Shit, Nazi, you one dirty Hitler!!

by JT mama F er! December 25, 2008

cheese and crackers

Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA!

Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious.

Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers!

by capncervelo November 16, 2010

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

crackers

the tasty drink my friends and i call crackers. you'd probably call it beer.

heyyy! are we havin' crackers tonight!?

by Shayna M December 13, 2008