cradle of filth

the g8est band ever

probable the best fuckin metal band in the world no other can beet cradle of filth
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty

there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl

by natty the metal head February 26, 2009

cradle of filth

a band that makes up there own damn words or purposly searches through the dictionary to find the biggest word possible so they can use it in one of there songs. with scary vocals I swear every time dani filth screams the guitarist whacks him in the balls with his guitar. in one word......... terrible

This precipitous weir to Hell's high gate. what the hell does that mean anyway?

by Nick January 29, 2005

cradle of filth

The best fuckin shit I have ever heard! (yes I am a girl too!)

COF Fan:Hey...Have you heard of Cradle of Filth?
MM Fan: No
COF Fan: Well fuck you! *Shoots MM fan in the head* From the Cradle to enslave is my name!

by From The Cradle To Enslave March 14, 2004

Newton's Cradle Pussy

A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.

The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!

by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

[Newton's Cradle]

When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.

hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared

My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?

by red headed clanker July 8, 2011

cradlerobber

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.

that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!

by Anonymous July 19, 2003