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Coronavirus 

A virus that causes people to hoard toilet paper, even though it’s not believed to cause diarrhea. I can understand stocking up on 100 rolls for a cholera outbreak, but come on people, this is a lung disease...
Oh no, scary coronavirus, better buy 10000 rolls of tp just in case I get the shits

Coronavirus 

The Virus that started in Wuhan, China in 2019, and made it's way to America in 2020.
Serena: Eisac what was 2020 like?
Eisac: The Year of Coronavirus.
Coronavirus by OYStookyMan87 November 2, 2020

Coronavirus 

Something so bad it could ruin an entire continent.
That drawing is goddamn coronavirus.
Coronavirus by garbungle November 4, 2020

Coronavirus 

Dang coronavirus is for real

Coronavirus Pandemiced 

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

Coronavirus 

Just a beer that is very deadly
Coronavirus is a family of viruses that can cause respiratory illnesses such as the common cold, severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS).
Coronavirus by @jozieday101 January 27, 2021