door conversation

When a social gathering is about to disband, everyone makes their way to the exit, and then continues to talk for another 15 minutes.

"Well, I guess I should be going..."
*makes way to door*
15 Minutes later: *still chatting, altho now dressed in coat, shoes, etc* - This is a door conversation

by RK089 March 12, 2007

pussy convention

A gathering of people, the overwhelming majority of whom are female. Opposite of a sausage fest.

That Justin Bieber concert was such a pussy convention.

by xortron August 22, 2011

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Slut Convention

A judgemental phrase used to describe a group of women (around 4-12 of them) who post pictures of themselves together on Instagram, particularly if they are dressed revealingly, or posing with alcohol.

man one: hey bro, your sister posted a picture of her slut convention on instagram last night, they really should cover up...

man two: *sigh* I just wish they wouldn't invite chad round with them...

by Supreme Theory January 3, 2018

anime convention

A means of fostering community acceptance for athletically challenged American college students under the guise of cultural appropriation.

I'll never be a pop star or join a pro sports team, but I might win first place in the kpop or video game contest at my county anime convention.

by LiliWhite May 24, 2019

cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.

I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.

by Tomlacko October 29, 2022