consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014

Console Bisexual

Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.

1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.

by Trerry June 30, 2015

Consolihate

Combining your hatred of two things into one.

Seahawks Fan: Former Oregon coach now coaching the 49ers? It's like I don't have to multitask my hate any more.

2nd Fan: Way to consolihate that shit, bro.

by MINDGASM April 26, 2016

condole

Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with

to condole with a friend whose father has died.

by Evie Richmand December 11, 2017

Contle

A fucking insult, 8.5 on the richter scale.

*Son accidentally breaks the refrigerator door*
Dad: That's it, I'm disowning you, you fucking contle.

by Negronegronegronegronegronegro May 24, 2018

Congol

A Cuntish Mongol

She's fucked up again, I think she's doing it on purpose,WHAT A CONGOL !!!!

by Shamone Muthafuka November 3, 2018

Contelius

A goat at everything mostly a football player name very quick thinker and smart at sports and spends money quickly

Contelius is a goat.

Contelius is amazing at football

by Bxbsls July 7, 2019