Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 25, 2011

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Codstipated

The act of being constipated due to holding in a poop because you were playing cod.

Dude, I had to drop some dumpage while playing cod but I was 23-3 so i held it in. Now i have been codstipated since my first prestige.

by repthe406 February 19, 2011

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012