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Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.
OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!
by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010
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Coniption Gumby

when you are on drugs or alcohol of some sort and you see miniture creatures talking to you jumping around makeing you happy and talking to them like they are real but they are imaginary to others except you when you messed up.
like the other night man I was so messed up I saw ConiptionGumby's and they were so funny they freaked me out dude.
by Ann-Marie Renaud January 29, 2004
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the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow
"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"
by delete no danna September 21, 2009
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conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.
Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.
by CountKram July 24, 2015
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conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.
Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.
by iliketits69 April 23, 2017
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Conditional

My father’s love is conditional
by Pen~Guin October 31, 2022
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