immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

dashboard confessional syndrome

a disease that bands often catch in their early days of writing. not yet fully confident of their skills they tend to stick with similar sounding music and the lyrics often focus on a single event, making it difficult to degress between different songs. Originating from the band Dashboard Confessional, who despite being veteran musicians of 4 albums, lead singer Chris still writes material about his high school romances. Hence DCS may also refer to someone who hasnt got any since high school.

Reckless liaison had some wicked tunes on last years album, but their new stuff is hinting that maybe the guys have a little bit of Dashboard Confessional syndrome.

Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.

by BillySpleen July 27, 2005

Dashboard Confessional

A band with a thirty year old singer singing about teenage problems. According to my friend who listens to real emo, this band is not emo. So haha.

Haha, you take advice from someone old enough to be your dad.

by Bishop of Hexen July 12, 2005

concessionary kiss

the kiss that takes place as individuals say goodbye the morning after a one night stand.

person #1: ok...uh...well....I guess I should take off then, I'm late for...er...something.

person #2: oh...uh...doooo...you need to take a shower or anything?

person #1: no, no, no, that's fine. thank you though...really. it was...uh...nice...

person #2: yeah...uh...bye?

*and then the concessionary kiss takes place*

by gap tooth grin May 11, 2009

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

concessionaire

The coolest job in the world: providing people with refreshments.

"Hey Andi, what's your job?" - Danielle

"I'm a concessionaire." - Andi

"Dude, that is such a cool job!" - Danielle

by misslucky13 June 9, 2011

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011