Cognitive dysentery

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery

by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014

Cognitive psychology exam

A subsystem of the 9/11 conspiracy, most likely founded by the jews.

Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.

May have been involved with holoknaust.

"why are you so sad?"
"I just had a Cognitive Psychology exam and it came inside like storm of a hundred men"
"FeelsBadMan"

by TheDoodeoftheNorth May 19, 2016

cogdiss

Short for "cognitive dissonance".

You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.

by SomewhereElse August 21, 2016

cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.

"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"

by brrrrrruh69 May 7, 2018

Cogloss

Cog + loss.
The feeling of unfulfillment and directionlessness resulting from the lack of closure to a mundane routine activity, as if the cog of a machine had been lost.

Not taking a shower today in the morning makes me feel cogloss.

by Rainy Fief o'Hovel December 16, 2019

COGNESGNE

A RUSSIAN PORNSTAR

oh shit, i met a dirty cognesgne last night (sket)

by STONER 'R' US February 3, 2020

coggy style

a term referring to a cougar having sex in doggy style/ can also refer to cows having sex in doggy style

next time i have sex with a cougar imma try it coggy style

by cakes pt2 September 10, 2020