Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.

he's a dick, the person Christ Santos

by Christ Santos June 29, 2014

thuggin for christ

When a nigga think he camoflauged from the popo in the name of god but really just burned too much purp.

Yo leroy it saturday night grabs the hood rats and 40s we can ride dirty in my whip and no one will know i be thuggin for christ my nigga

by bloopidybloop June 8, 2016

Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast

“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”

by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020