jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016

Geezus Christ

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC May 7, 2018

beans rice jesus christ and byrin

Beans rice Jesus Christ and byrin🥴

Who are you thankful for this thanks giving? Beans rice Jesus Christ and Byrin 🥴, who? ByRin, WHO? BYRIN

by xxlilron November 30, 2021

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

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Jesus Christ its a lion, get in the car!

Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car

by Ben Tricarico May 14, 2008

Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 5, 2009

Beavis H. Christ

An alternative to saying, "Jesus H. Christ", or usually said right before you explain how stupid someone is.

Beavis H. Christ, that kid is a complete and total moron. Or could be used right after you hurt yourself accidentally, like when you stub your toe.

by pablofactor July 16, 2010