Hate dogs.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
Cats.
by irobbanksallday March 22, 2009
Get the Catsmug. A disgusting animal that poops and pees in your clothes. They will eat your birds or pet rodents if left unattended. Will not jump to your defense like a dog would, should you come under attack. Instead, a cat will hide and come out when the coast is clear to lap up your blood. Cats are the only other creature in the world besides humans who will needlessly kill other creatures, usually by unnecessarily cruel means. The only creature in the world vindictive enough to bury their poop so you can't see it, but buries it shallow enough so that it squishes if you step on it.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Example 1:
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
by Not Really a Cat Lover July 26, 2010
Get the Catmug. Short for Caterina. Filled with pure beauty and absolutely gorgeous, Cat's are the best girls you could ever dream for. Though they might be hard to get, there also hard to get rid of. You will want them forever, and cry if you lose them.
did you hear about that hotty in the class next door. Her names Caterina and its short for Cat. Everyone likes her.
by Sexymofo269 May 25, 2021
Get the Catmug. 
by ayyeitsmagdog January 20, 2017
Get the catmug. "I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. My cats kept laying on my face and attacking my hands and pouncing on my feet... he's still an adorable floof-ball, though."
by Ry703 May 16, 2019
Get the Catmug.