buttmonk

offspring of mike williams and shaniqua

hi my name is Mike Williams and I'm a complete and utter buttmonk, baby

by SIC April 11, 2004

Buttmuck

1) Buttmuck - When you don't wipe well after a dump, you see Buttmuck stains on your tighty whities.
2) Buttmuck - You go to sit down on an old couch and there's an undefinable smear. More than likely, someone else left their Buttmuck on that old couch.

You: "Hey, what's this stuff on your couch?"

Your friend: "oh, someone apparently sharted and left Buttmuck on my couch!"

by haykeydammit September 21, 2009

bubumatique

a native born bubu

she's so bubumatique

by bebematiqaue November 7, 2010

buttmug

a really gumpy person similar to a derp, but twice as ugly with out having to be caught in the act of making a ridiculous face

Jake: "Dude, did you see that guy back there"

Eric: "Yeah dude, what a buttmug"

Jake: "Yeah, what an ass canister!"

by frare October 24, 2011

bustumskidday

a bad-ass, super bad ass, cooler than cool cat

That dude has the walk, talks the talk and doesn't sweats the details, he's badass, he's bustumskidday...

by inxsgirl-n-slam June 12, 2013

Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).

"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!

by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015

butura

A vinit who only uses his three fingers in sexual intercourse. Strong hands make him a perfect rapist figure. Likes anal especially anal triple-fingering

Hey man whos is that guy in that gay porn interracial?
Man its probably a butura, he is using his fingers well

by Turecki January 15, 2016