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Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
by MisterGoose September 12, 2020
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spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017
mugGet the spanish broccolimug.

steamed my broccoli

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
mugGet the steamed my broccolimug.

Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.
Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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Broccoli Stick

Hey Bob! Do you fancy making Bim a broccoli stick?
by TommyBim March 31, 2025
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